*Quotes*

[benji lover]

aici am pus niste quotes de-ale lor ,sunt funny

[benji lover]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" "Life is Benji, The rest is just details …….Benji is Life!" "Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"
"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dude…dude… I told you not to wear my socks, dude… You know I like my socks… Benj!…Dude…Oh are those my boxers too?…Dude ohhh… Ohh do you have to go there…Dude… Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care… are those my boxers Dude!" "Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams." •"If we sound like uneducated idiots it’s because we are!" •"Joel’s a girl, even mom said so!" - Benji talking about his twin brother Joel. •"Joel, your gloves suck !" •"Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! No wait...its the other way around..." •"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'" •"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in... three weeks." •"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic." •"I can disappear watch" (gets up out of his seat and leaves) "Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"- Joel (GC) "Joel even though everyone makes fun of you , your still doing a good job."- Benji

"We can say anything? ANYTHING? Okay.who wants to f*** Billy?"-Joel of Good Charlotte
"Who wants to f*** me? That's not something we should discuss!"-Billy of Good Charlotte
"Your on your own Biatch!"- Benji (GC)
"I'm the one that tries to make jokes and no body laughs at. The kids are laughing at Paul not With Paul." - Paul on himself

[india1807]

^uh,cute
dar..au cva cu boxerii?
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[Bunny]

anything? who wants to f*** billy geniali

[benji lover]

•"Eyeliner. It always comes in handy."
•"Benjiness - I have my own adjective"
• "There are some people I would take a bullet for, and some people I would like to put a bullet in!
•"I don’t know how you're going to take this but Santa Claus isn’t real bro!" - Benji to Joel
•"Keep representing GC cause you know we are representing you!"
•Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.
•"You just cursed on the radio!" (Said to Joel.)
•*Hand me the pen* "Can I please have It?" *puppy dog face*
•"Awww. Thanks, you get a hug for that!"
•"My ass smells like Joel."
•Benji: "For me?"
Person: "If you squeeze it, it sings the twilight zone song."
Benji: "Come here you get a hug!"
•Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got your 'Prince Albert' done?"
Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."
•"Yeah on our day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. he was like come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain. And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing "When you wish upon a star"."
•"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic."

[cute_joel]

Joel:

"Between me and my brother, I've definitely got the better music taste....I listen to the classics like Sinatra....Benji's a fan of street punk. I can't even tell what they're saying."

"Music is supposed to be an escape, It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be."

"Yeah, this just in. Benji's an asshole"

"Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!"

"I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings."

Benji: You know, personally, I haven't had any problems with being married and being on tour.
Joel: You're not married.
Benji: ...oh.
Joel: You never will be married.

"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."

"We really brought down the house tonight!"

"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song."

"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."

"I would have sex with Britney and make out with Christina, 'cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day."

"I gotta go brush my teeth!"

"You can call him Benjamin... That's what Mama calls him."


"Every other guy I know had his first kiss when he was 12."

"Okay, now, who stole my wallet?"

"Walking all along the...grass, you told me...ah y'all I forgot the words..."

"This is a really intimate gathering... (something is thrown up on stage) ...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!"

"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'"

"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am."

"Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and then I'll get back to you!"

This band is kinda like a marriage. Me and Benj especially."

unele sunt chiar amuzante e dus tipu
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[cute_joel]

"One time I wanted to ask this girl to a dance, it was homecomming or somthing. I was too nervous because I get a little shy sometimes. Benji is definitely outspoken and I was like 'Call her and say your me' cause we sound alike. He called and asked her to the dance for me. She said no [laughes]"

"A girl bit me once, she walked up to me and bit me! An for the record, I hated it. And one girl licked me"

Girl: Joel! Take your shirt off!
Joel: You take off yours!

"Benji sucks!"

dap si astea uitasem de ele
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[Bunny]

benji=genius
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va pap

[benji lover]

"Punk Rockers Have Feelings Too!"
"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked"
"If I wasn't in the band, I'd be in jail."
A Girl: "Sign my jacket."
Billy: "Are you sure? This is a nice jacket."
Other Girl: "Christa, your mom will KILL you."
The Girl: "It's my jacket, just sign it Billy."
The Other Girl: "It was 50 dollars!"
Billy: "Oh my God! This was 50 dollars? Are you sure? I don't want to get in trouble!"
"If you want me to wait, I will wait for you" You figure its a nice love song but Benji swears its about his dog!"
"What! There goes my heart walking down the street."
"I was a iepure for halloween when I was a kid. Nobody gave me any candy."
"People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'....what the heck is a 'Paul Hug'?"
"I dropped an anvil on Benji."
Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.
Joel: Go to the MTV All Things Rock message board.
Benji: And tell me how great I am!
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"(Paul)
"Dude those gloves go with your socks!" (Talking to Joel)
"Nickelback, Default, Adema, etc., etc., make me want to stick a fork in my eye."
"Hi, we're Crazytown and we suck!"
Little Kid: "Hey Benji, will you sign my report card?"
Benji: (Looks around and trys not to laugh.) "Wow, that's really good!"

[Kikyo]

no really,i cracked ..can i get more with billy pweezzz...and benji..i want benji to be my bro..nu serios..de unde le luati..datimi o adresa...
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I just love to see you dying
just say it,say that for me you`re crying

I`m going home and nothing can stop me
I`m leaving now so just forget me.

[cute_joel]

pai eu zic sa scrii pe google..good charlotte quotes sau benji madden quotes sau joel maden quotes sau..ah etc
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[Kikyo]

victorie:joel:
"I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school. ""I like getting toilet paper thrown at me."" I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we dont even know, and make music and whatever."" I think the terrorists are just idiots""I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was""I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me""People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy. ""Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.""The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close. ""You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean. """I'm lost."-"Yeah, I kissed your girlfriend Benji, but don't worry i didn't like it...she used to much tongue."

Benji:
""Sorry, mom I like to make out!" -"Have we ever murdered a boy band? YES! There was a boy band named P-Town and we shot them."-"Malibu Stacey! Malibu Stacey! I would be Malibu Stacey. She has a nice car."-"I would be the barbie with the interchangeable boobs"-"Now I sound like a News broadcaster"-"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family."
- Benji from Good Charlotte (after being accused of having "relations" with Joel)-"Although I consider myself a punk rocker, Billy (guitar) listens to alot of metal, paul (bass) is into the Pixies and Sabadoh, and my brother worships Morrissey"-"I'm learning Italian.Gratzie!"-"Im the self proclaimed leader of the band. Self proclaimed."-"Bonjour, biotch! Au revior, boitch!"-"Don't worry mom . I am still a virgin."
- Benji Madden [GC]. Friday october 4th 2002 .[GC] hosting TRL. -"This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first 'cause I've had some troubles with that before."-"I sell out every day. I say give me a five dollars and I'll give you a kiss."-"Never! AHHHH I'M SO SAD!!!!"
-Benji, mocking Joel whilst singing Predictable-Benji: "Because i love you, because it's a must, because, BECAUSE YOU NEED CLEAN SOCKS!!!"
Joel: "DUDE, SHUT UP! I'll put on the frickin socks...... " Benji: "YAY! i knew sid is looking down at me! protecting me, loving me....."

Billy
"I'm scared of cops.!"
"We spend a majority of the show after the playing just walking around the crowd and meeting kids. Kids are like 'Why do you do this?' And we all say, 'Well, if it wasn't for you guys, we'd be nothing.' It's like it makes sense to us just to hang out cause we like to."
"Dude, I just wanna break one of these off."
"Blow and it will go away. Blow and it will go away. BLOW ON THE STUPID SPIDER!!"
"Have I seen any moves lately? What does that have to do with guitars?!"
Benji: "I love Billy."
Billy: (places hand on Benji's thigh) "And I love Benji........just joking man."
"And some nookie, yo!"
Billy: "Lets runaway to Mexico and get married." (to chris)

Billy: I would be Ken so I could be on top of Barbie all day"

Billy: "C'mon we have to move...the security here sucks (glares at the security guard & the security guard laughs)"
"I murdered Paul's whole family!"
"My names not Billy, it's Ballina!"

Paul:
On the radio....
Garbage song: "Girls.... "
Paul: "Like YOU!"
Song: "Boys...."
Paul: "Like ME!"
Song: Girls.....
Paul: "like JOEL!"
"Billy drives like an old grandma."
Paul: "St. Paul is not gay!! He's very, very straight."
Aaron: "Ok, buddy, whatever you want to believe."
Paul: "You're really starting to hurt my feelings."
"Are you SURE you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before."

Me:ok so i`m bored so that`s all ...and i hate barbie,billy`s my s**t
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I just love to see you dying
just say it,say that for me you`re crying

I`m going home and nothing can stop me
I`m leaving now so just forget me.

[Bunny]

"I murdered Paul's whole family!"
"My names not Billy, it's Ballina!" oh billy boy

si benji e prea genial ... damn this guys rock nu mai am ce zice
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va pap

[Kikyo]

miemi place a lu benji:"Purrr I'm a sex kitten!" meeeoww
and cute billy here "Picture? SURE! You want a picture? Lets take a picture!" (-i want one..or more )
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I just love to see you dying
just say it,say that for me you`re crying

I`m going home and nothing can stop me
I`m leaving now so just forget me.

[benji lover]

hey cat de tari sunt